Today a bird shit on me. Almost a year ago to the day a bird shit on me. I am not sure what I did to attract that action, but most of the time the stuff I attract is at least funny, almost always good and very seldom is it shitty. It always amazes me when random things happen. Of all the places for my feet to be, of all the moments in the day and all the places my eyes could have been looking…
Now that the weather is nice I’ve changed my morning routine around. I used to take the dog over to a green space near my place, throw the ball for a half hour, return home, get ready and then walk up Citadel Hill on my way to the office. Now, I get ready for work and leave in time to go for at least an hours walk before hitting my paid duties. I’ve been walking the waterfront before climbing back up the hills of Halifax to eventually end up at my office. As I was following this route something so incredibly funny happened the other day. I don’t normally listen to music when I am walking as I like to be engaged in my surroundings and when I have headphones in I am not. Since it is early and there are really not many people around, I’ve been listening to music as I walk. Well, sometimes I listen and I sometimes (often) sing along. So as I was belting out the words to Meatloaf, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad when I came to an area where there are two large office towers. Due to a set of stairs which come down from a pedway above you can only take one route – which is maybe about 10 feet wide. As I came closer to this little area I could see a woman doing exercises with a tension band on the stairway posts. As I got closer I realized it was my ex-boyfriends-ex-wife. As I got even closer (and the stairs were not obscuring my view) I realized that my ex-boyfriends-ex-wife was being working worked out by his current and much younger than her girlfriend. So, in this 10 foot wide area there was: an ex-girlfriend, ex-wife, current girlfriend, and just for drama sake, an ex-dog.. My best guess is that they have no idea who each other is. The ex-wife knows who I am. The current girlfriend knows who I am. I know who they both are and Millie is clueless. Take that for a multi generation smash up. This was a real Hollywood like moment. It gave me something to chuckle about the rest of the way to work. Of all the places for my feet to be, of all the moments in the day and all the places my eyes could have been looking…
There is this man who I’ve ‘known of’ for quite sometime. I’ve never met him, but I know a lot about him. I’ve seen his picture, seen him on TV and read things he writes. I think if I ever met him we would like each other (I also think Oprah and I would love each other if we met). Last week one of my best friends and I did a tandem work trip to Prince Edward Island (where this guy lives). On the way there I told her about this man (he is a man not a guy). Imagine, the next morning I was sitting in a coffee shop working when he walked in. He was standing about 2 feet from me. I fervently texted Kristen as I choked on my morning glory. She said ‘Oh my god – go talk to him. If anyone can do this you can.’ He sat down and started doing some work as I was sitting by myself concealing laughter. Again in this situation – he has no idea who I am but I know who he is. It seemed too awkward and the conversation would have been overheard by at least 7 other espresso drinking coffee shop dwellers. I did inspect him in real life. He had on nice socks which says a lot.
I am a big believer in energy and attraction. My family and friends can attest that they hear me saying on a regular basis – you won’t believe what happened! Sometimes you have no idea who is around you. You have no idea what they are thinking about. You have no idea how they are connected to people you know. You have no idea how much they know about you. Although I was glad to be wearing earphones the day I walked through the Exes and Ins Club on the waterfront… I normally would say take them off and engage in the world around you. I bet you are missing out on a few great stories.